Friday, 27 July 2012

Olympic Fever


Seeing as the Olympics start tonight I had to post about it! I am so excited to see the opening ceremony and the competition over the next few weeks. I saw an article in the July issue of Glamour UK that is so funny, I have to share it with you all!

Things We Wish Were Olympic Sports!

Running in heels.
Sure, Usain Bolt can do it in trainers, but what about racing in Jimmy Choos?

Extreme Jigsaw.
Hunting for the corner piece while hanging on the side of a cliff, now that is entertainment!

Speed-Tidying.
Your mum phones, she will be there in 10 mins! Get tidying!

The World's Weediest Man Competition.
Which wimp will pull his back out lifting up a box? Much better than watching hulks pulling lorrys!

Competitive bag packing: girls v boys!
Fit an unecessary amount of clutter into 1 handbag, no probs. We have been training out entire lives!

Smurf boxing. 
Boxing, in smurf costumes! Not so tough now, are you boys?

Crazy Golf!
Just imagine the commentary: "Silence please, he's stepping up to the toughest hole on this course, the clown face."

Champion awkward-silencing.
As shown amazingly by the cast of Made In Chelsea. So addictive!

Granny Gymnastics!
Bendy OAPs! Impressive!

Karaoke.
Voice quality irrelevant, shall be judged purely on enthusiasm and entertainment value.

Hot-Drinks-Carrying.
1 tray, 6 Mugs, all full to the top with boiling hot drinks. Spill a drop and you disgrace the nation. 

Beat the clock: name the celebs kids!
"The Jolie-Pitt brood. In ascending order. Your time starts NOW!


Unicycling.
The £93 million velodrome has already been built, and this is way more exciting!

Creative Cocktails.
Yoghurt, Cointreau and some fruit no one knows, create something now!

Box-Set Marathon.
Mad Men, season 4: Team GB v the rest! Finally a race we can actually win!

Toddler Pogo.
We will let them wear padding!

Rubbish Bin Basketball.
Got a talent for slam dunking your empty cans and crisp packets? Your Olympic Gold awaits!

Celebrity Balloon animals!
Gold to whoever makes the best resembeling a famous person!

Go Team GB!


6 comments:

  1. great pictures! have a good weekend :)

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  4. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I HEART THIS!! totally made me LOL!! so hilarious!

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  5. This is the funnies post I saw on a fashion blog! I really enjoyed reading it! Good job!! :)

    Hugs,

    Ali


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